goodr ASTRO G - Kidnapped by a Cyborg

Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarised gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)  Wide Fit for Larger Heads High-Performance Nylon Material: Durable, lightweight, flexible nylon frames Anti Fog Coating High Wrap Lenses: Extra coverage shields eyes from sun, wind, & debris Adjustable Nose Piece: Customised fit for all-day comfort Gradient Lenses: Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility. No Slip: Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Snug and lightweight frame with an adjustable, flexible nose piece so you can customise your fit. All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Star: Modern shield wraparound shades with an anti-fog coating for cosmic levels of performance.

goodr TIDAL G - Sea Foam Party Favor

These floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments. Featuring light blue Tidal G frames and blue reflective water-repellent lenses, you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your core gives out and you flop like an exhausted sea lion. The shades float, you flail. Everybody wins. Medium Fit Mirrored Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.  No Slip: Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Water-repellent, glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Float: Hit the water with confidence; these classic sunnies won’t sink (even when you go overboard).